i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
I lost my mind trying to find yours
"hey can you come help me with–"
when you’re too full to finish but theres not enough food to save, and you dont want to waste it
*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
when straight people talk to gays
|—||Me (via suctioning)|
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism