fashionrunbitch:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

hbunot:

I lost my mind trying to find yours 

hotdadjpg:

"hey can you come help me with–"

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rebagled:

when you’re too full to finish but theres not enough food to save, and you dont want to waste it

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seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

Wow my blog is great
Me (via suctioning)

unthinkable-viii-xxi:

nerd-misfit-mentality:

I’m gonna go cry now

to be honest

spaece:

more here

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism